Friday, April 3, 2009

Soooo boreeddddd !!!!!!!

I hate this i am so bored. This is boring. I need three hundred words and i need a blog to reach that amount of words. Mr. Fielder is yelling at me. I am amazing at golf. noone can defeat the rath of me. It is immposible. Not even Tiger Woods can defeat the amazing Marco Yaquinto. I am the number one player in the world in all sports. I can beat ovechkin in hockey. MichAEL jORDAN IN BASKETBALL. I can beat tiger wwoods in golf. Usain bolt in track in field. Walter payton in football. I AMM GODDD!!!!!!!!!!!

4 goals

Last night St. Louis Blues player David Backes scored four goals on the Red Wings. Honestly how does some no name garbage player score four goals on the defending Stanley cup Champs. He is a no name on one the worst teams in the NHL. our goaltending is so terrible. Osgood nor Conklin is any good. They both should be sent to the minors. The Red Wings need to sign a big time goalie or trade for a goalie. They cannot go into the playoffs with this type of goaltending. They will get knocked out in the first round. They need to improve there goaltending before the playoffs.

ARE YOU SERIOUSS WHY THE BEARS!!!!!!!!

Recently former denver quaterback Jay Cutler was traded to the Chicago Bears. Not only did the Lions not recieve Jay Cutler but now they have to play him twice a year. He will haunt the Lions for the next 5-6 years. He is 16-1 as a starter when the other team scores 21 points or less. The bears have an acceptional defense. The Bears are now the favorite in the NFC North. He is going to dominate the division for the next 5-6 years. Noone really in the NFC North has a good defense. He threw for almost 4000 yards lat year. He is a pro bowler. This guy is like a young Brett Farve.

Friday, March 6, 2009

Best player in the Nhl

There is an arguement that Sidney Crosby is the best player in the Nhl. That is the biggest load of horse crap I have ever heard. Alexander Ovehkin is tyhe best player in the NHL by a long shot. Every season he has been in the NHL he has had 40 + plus goals. He is alos the fifth fastest player to reach 200 goals. He also revieved the Rookie of the Year trophy over Sidney Crosby. Sidney Crosby is good but there are so many good players in todays NHL you can't say someone is the best. People said Sidney Crosby is the next Wayne Greztky. Alexander Ovechkin is so much better then Sidney Crosby. Last Saterday Don Cherry was complaining about how Ovechkins goal celebrations are to much and he is tired of them, but he wasn't complaing about Sidney Crosby. Why would ever complain about a good old Canadien boy. He hates foriegen players and he loves Canadien players. He also hates the Red Wings. They are the best team in the NHL. They have been for the last 12 years. They have won 4 Stanley Cups in 11 years.

Friday, February 27, 2009

My alias

My Alias is Tim Clark. Yes thats right the man who beat Tiger Woods in Accenture Match Play championship. I missed the last four days becasue i was too busy beating Tiger Woods the #1 player in the world. Yes me Marco Giovanni Yaquinto 15 year old out of Livonia Michigan beat the #1 player in the world.

His return

Tiger Woods returned to the PGA tour on wednesday. He was beaten is the second round of match play in the Accenture Match Play by the 22nd ranked play in the world Tim Clark. Tiger addresses the media after his loss. Click on the link to watch him adress the media. http://a.espncdn.com/media/motion/2009/0226/dm_090226_golf_tiger_rinaldi_thumbnail_small.jpg
He was the former champion of the Accenture Match Play. Tiger finished the round with three bogeys which really hurt him at the end of the round.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Spanish Blog in English.

Jeremy is trash of compltete in any and all videogames that plays. The Mr. Defender is the largest English teacher never. The is my better friend. I can conduct the ball three hundred yards in the golf. I will strike to Mr. Defender, Jeremy and even Forest of Tiger. They are complete every trash compared to my level of the ability in the golf. The Lions of Detroit are the worst team of soccer in the history. The Mr. Defender is the sweetest teacher but he still will lose to the omnipotent God in golf Framework Giovanni Yaquinto. I so am bored I do not know why do I write a blog in Spanish. I am confused in which to write about of. Cause I have three hundred but.this of words so bores. I obtained a two hours of detention of the largest teacher never the Mr. Defender. The it gave two hours the day after my birthday to throw a pencil in trash Jeremy Hendrick. Sidney Crosby is terrible. The is so overated. There is better so much player in the hockey. Alex Ovehkin amazes. So is Marian Hossa, Pavel Datsyuk Evgeni Malkin Ryan Getzlaf. Mike Mcdermott wants girls with red hair. So bored. Do not know what to speak of. Linn of Ryan wants men. The seems to a beaver. The has an unibrow and a mustahce of land. I am a golf God. Noone can defeat me. I will destroy any that enters my path. With my 300 road of yard and my ability of unbelieveable to obtain a pit in one. I am unstopable in this play. I when flat the first strikes of lightning of you cause that the God be given fear of my ability.

Espanol

Jeremy es basura de compltete en cualquier y todos videojuegos que él juega. El Sr. Defensor es el maestro inglés más grande jamás. El es mi mejor amigo. Puedo conducir la pelota trescientas yardas en el golf. Golpearé a Sr. Defensor, Jeremy e incluso Bosque de Tigre. Ellos son toda basura completa comparada a mi nivel de la habilidad en el golf. Los Leones de Detroit son el peor equipo de fútbol en la historia. El Sr. Defensor es el maestro más dulce pero él todavía perderá al Dios todopoderoso en golf Marco Giovanni Yaquinto. Yo tan soy aburrido yo no sé por qué yo escribo un blog en español. Soy despistada en lo que escribir acerca de. Haga tengo trescientos mas.este de palabras tan aburre. Conseguí una dos horas de detención del maestro más grande jamás el Sr. Defensor. El dio dos horas el día después de mis cumpleaños para tirar un lápiz en basura Jeremy Hendrick. Sidney Crosby es terrible. El es tan overated. Hay mejor tanto jugador en el hockey. Alex Ovehkin asombra. Así que es Marian Hossa, Pavel Datsyuk Evgeni Malkin Ryan Getzlaf. Mike Mcdermott quiere a chicas con pelo rojo. Así que aburrido. No sepa lo que hablar de. Linn de Ryan quiere a hombres. El se parece a un castor. El tiene un unibrow y un mustahce de tierra. Soy un golf Dios. Noone me puede derrotar. Destruiré cualquiera que entra mi sendero. Con mi 300 camino de yarda y mi habilidad de unbelieveable para conseguir un hoyo en uno. Soy unstopable en este juego. Cuándo yo piso las primeras huelgas de relámpago de te causan que los Dioses sean dados miedo de mi habilidad.

Two hours.

Recently i recieved two hours of detention from the greatest teacher ever Mr. Feilder. I threw a pencil at this kid jeremy. He is complete garbage at cod 5 just saying. The day after my birthday he gave me a 2 hour detention . Great brithday present. This doesn't change my relationship with Mr . Fielder. He is still my bestfriend.

Friday, February 6, 2009

I lost

Yeah i lost to Jeremy in call of duty. He sucks at that game. He got lucky. I am going to get him in a rematch. I was wrecking him but he came back cause he cheated and hacked my xbox and took control of my controller so i couldn't move. He is complete trash. I will wreck him in a match. He is a cheater/trash.

Fielder

So there is this guy Mr.Fielder he is my english teacher. He told me he played golf so i told him i can drive it 300 yards. He doesn't belive me so I will prove him wrong. I am going pro. Mr. fielder want to challenge me in golf. I will wreck him just like i wreck Jeremy in Call of Duty 5. Fielder is a complete joke at golf . I shot in the thirties for 9 holes. He shots a 1000000000 for 1 hole hahahahahahahha hes so good. The picture is my celbrating after i beat fielder after the frist tee shot. http://http://media.photobucket.com/image/tiger%20woods/monger81417/tiger-woods.jpg?o=1

I WRECK YOU


Jeremy Hendrick is garbage at Call Of Duty 5. I played him 1v1. I uterly wrecked him. It was 9-8 and he quit csue his connection is complete trash just like him. He lagged out thats his excuse cause he was getting killed by me. Look at the picture of Jeremy and his family. He is the one on the top of the picture. His mom is on the right and his dad is on the left.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Lions New Coach

Jim Schrawz the Lions new head coach. Is he another Rod Marenelli? He has made two good hires in my opinion. The hiring of Gunther Cunningham and Scott Linnihan. I think they will be better but they still suck. Worst team in NFL history.


DRIVE 300 YARDS= MARCO NOT FIELDER

I can drive it 300 yards.

I CAN DRIVE IT THREE HUNDRED YARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will beat Mr. Fielder in golf.

Sportscenter

Sportscenter pisses me off because it never shows hockey highlights. It always shows football or basketball. Its like they try not to show hockey. What do they have against hockey. Its the greatest sport in the world. Everyday i watch sportscenter they have some new announcer talking about the superbowl.

12 years 72 million

The Detroit Red Wing recently signed lef winger Henrick Zetterberg for 12 year 72 million dollar deal. I like this deal because Zetterberg took less money to help his team. Zetterberg says he wants to stay here and play for Detroit the rest of his career. Genereal manager Ken Holland made sure of that by giving Zetterberg a long term contract. I like that Zetterberg took less money. It hepls the team in the salary cap. It will allow the team to surrond Zetterberg with great palyers. Like Pavel Datsyuk who is locked up for 8 years. Peope are worried about his back but you have to take risks and I think his back will hold up and it will help the team in the long run.

Friday, January 9, 2009

0-16

Wow just when you thought the Lions couldn't get any worse they go winless in the 2008 season. They are going down as the first team in history to go 0-16 and the worst team in NFL history. They fire their head coach Rod Marenelli. They hit rock bottom. They suck so much. I mean how don't you win a game. Are you seriously that bad. I seriously think they try to suck that bad. They played New Orleans and they scored on 6 consecutive drives. Drew Brees threw for over 400 yards. The final score ended up being 42-7. They played Tampa Bay and they had a 17-0 nothing lead. They ended up losing. William Clay Ford Sr. has no idea what he is doing. I have to admit he did make one good descion in the firing of Matt Milan. He was the worst general manager in NFL history. Over an 8 year span they went 8-51 won on the road. 28 of his 51 darft picks don't play or aren't in the NFL anymore. He made one of the greatest draft picks in Joey Harrington. He is amazing, NOT! he sucks. Way to go Matt Milan.http://http://media.photobucket.com/image/detroit%20lions/ironside377/detroit-lions.jpg?o=61